i may or may not get in trouble for this...

dear future in-laws:

if ever we are late to a family function of any sort,

this is the reason why...

(photo censored for mild immodesty)

...naturally, i'm not responsible because azimi's don't condone tardiness.

however, after may 22 i will no longer be an azimi.

goodbye punctuality.

hellooo jones-ness.