conversations i want to remember

i realize i haven't been the best blogger lately.

cody asks me, "why don't you blog anymore? it's not like you have a job taking up your time."

my only response is something along the lines of how we don't do anything exciting and i can't blog about how we watched netflix and then went to bahama bucks at 10:00 at night.

so instead, i want to electronically (that means internet-ly) record some recent one liners cody has said that just make my life complete.

lately, for whatever reason, i am going through this fad of tucking my shirt into my pants halfway so that i can wear a cute belt with my jeans. as you can see in the above picture, this may not be my most flattering (note: belly pooch with no way to blame it on child bearing.) fashion decision but i feel cute when i do it, so whatever. after probably about a month or two of doing this consistently, cody initiated this little conversation with me:

cody: "why do you do that with your shirt in your pants?"

caitlin: "i don't know, i just like it."

cody: "well, it makes you look like ted bundy. i don't like it."

caitlin (extremely confused): "you do realize that ted bundy is like, a serial killer. do you mean al bundy?"

cody: "oh, yes, that is what i meant."

just in case you want some clarification for yourself: observe ted bundy here, and al bundy here.

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the second conversation i want to remember was just as short but just as ridiculous.

i think it happened some time a few weeks ago while i was standing in front of the mirror and exclaiming that my thighs are almost about to touch from all of the "marriage" weight i've gained. (mostly joking, but mostly not.)

caitlin: "oh man, either this mirror is wonky or i have got to get motivated to exercise. my thighs are almost touching!"

cody: "why don't you just get one of those thigh exercisers like barbara streisand uses?"

caitlin: ??? "if you are referring to the thigh master that suzanne somers used, then no. that thing is ridiculous and embarrassing."

again, for comparison: barbara streisand here, and suzanne somers here.

i think i need to catch cody up on his celebrity knowledge.

i just love my husband and how he can always make me laugh, whether intentionally or not.